Posted 1 month ago

kaijuno:

karenhealey:

such-justice-wow:

celestial-naiad:

not-a-bot-i-swear:

atepa09:

facts-trump-feelings:

udunie:

seizethe-memes-ofproduction:

anachronic-cobra:

Alien: You’re telling me that in times of great distress humans have been known to suddenly gain the strength necessary to lift objects more than a dozen times their own weight?!

Human: Yeah, it’s called “hysterical strength” and it usually happens in life-or-death situations, like when someone gets stuck under a car or something and someone lifts the car to get them out. We can’t really test it though, ‘cause it only happens spontaneously.

Alien: Humans have the ability to tap into untold strength and power and you don’t even know how you do it?

Human: Pretty much, yeah. We think it has something to do with temporary analgesia, so we just don’t feel the pain we should when we pick up a 3000-pound car.

Alien: YOUR PAIN RESPONSE JUST SHUTS OFF?

Human: Yeah, it’s like an adrenaline thing? Do you not have that?

Alien: Fuck you and your entire species of tiny juggernauts.

Did this post just use a dialogue format to trick me into learning science

Had to check this out on wikipedia at least and boy was that a ride

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Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

SCIENCE!

Just so you guys know. Hysterical strength is basically your body not holding back and going %100 though there is a great danger of you hurting yourself or breaking something since your ignoring pain and going %100. There was a case where a kid deadlifted a car to save a sibling but,cracked 8 of his teeth during it because he was clenching his jaw so hard. So whilst you can lift a car or fight off polar bears. Your probably going to break something. Because most of the time when we are “giving our all” we are only giving a fraction of what we could give and this is because if we truly give our all we can seriously injure ourselves.

This is literally an explanation of Deku and his abilities with One For All.

Humans naturally hold back because our muscles have enough strength to rip themselves apart

STOP GIVING THE ALIENS REASONS NOT TO VISIT.

During an adrenaline rush your muscles can stress themselves to the point where they rip themselves from the bone and you wouldn’t even feel it

Posted 1 month ago

parasoapus:

we are figments of your dreams and nightmares
we are the night parade of a hundred demons

(twitter)

Posted 1 month ago

marvel-lous-things:

elfwreck:

sanerontheinside:

marvel-lous-things:

Me, in tears, halfway through writing a 300 word essay: I can’t do this anymore

Person on A03 who’s writing for fun:

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Inconvenient Truth: these are the same person

Yeah, well, I can’t stretch out that review of 16th century economics by adding a gratuitous hand job.

Why the fuck not

Posted 1 month ago

daisies-with-bruises:

bellenoel:

bellenoel:

Tumblr when they were removed by Apple from the App Store:

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Tumblr “working as quickly as possible to resolve the issue”:

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Tumblr on December 18th looking for 60% of their users:

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Underrated post

The best.

Posted 1 month ago

REBLOG IF NAZIS OFFEND YOU MORE THAN NIPPLES.

(Source: sunflowerseedsandscience)

Posted 1 month ago

salty-blue-mage:

@staff deleting all porn while ignoring blogs promoting violence, bigotry, and hate speech

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(Source: salty-red-mage)

Posted 1 month ago

atopfourthwall:

blackcatula:

fuck edgy

Always be afraid whenever the marketing release describes a show as “edgy.” The show itself does not get to decide if it is edgy - the AUDIENCE decides that.

Posted 1 month ago
3-l4l59:
“ anarchacannibalism:
“ 4gifs:
“ A Somali Red cheats at a cat show by getting cozy with the judge
”
i love that the judge can’t resist giving this fluffo a smooch, thats exactly what i would do if i was a cat technician
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cat technician
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3-l4l59:

anarchacannibalism:

4gifs:

A Somali Red cheats at a cat show by getting cozy with the judge

i love that the judge can’t resist giving this fluffo a smooch, thats exactly what i would do if i was a cat technician

cat technician

Posted 1 month ago

frafeeccino:

kaijuno:

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“Starter house”?????? We’re supposed to have more than one house???????

Yes. You buy a small house, one or two bedrooms as a young couple, live there for ten years or so then sell it and move to a bigger 3 or 4 bedroom house so you have room for your family, the idea being that as you get older your salary should increase and you can now afford this larger house that you couldn’t afford when you were first looking.

But recent trends have shown that people never end up earning enough and can’t afford to upgrade their house so they continue to live in the small house throughout their lives, in a house too small for their family.

They actually want you to have three houses in your life. Your starter house, your family house, and then you sell that and downsize and move into your retirement house.

Posted 1 month ago

capitalisthippie:

markv5:

Mom’s Work

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Reboot to support this hardworking single mom